None of your friendly moo moos her my boy....this was some serious feral beef
The Marilyn bagging malarkey is much more dangerous than the gay bagging that you lot do
I`d forgotten to pack the Marilyn baging kit the previous night.Included in it are a high powered catapult along with a selection of ball bearings to deal with these monsters.

We tried everything and not even a full scale frontal charge made them blink.The calves were even laughing at us from behind their mothers
As to the haybale pic...I was manoevering it around the field in order to get a better photograph like this one

We returned triumphant yesterday from a similar encounter in the Clevage Hills ( pwhaar pwhaar) when we put the buggers to flight
